yeah but it’s like a weird 1800s library and it’s not like it’s full of people waiting to check books out this one i got on bread making is actually dusty i don’t think it’s ever been touched
yeah but i think he was just trying to justify keeping us late
[Is it weird that their science teacher is in like the top ten people he misses from home?]
and idk i was kind of trying real hard to plan something but it's hard without the roller rink or the diner or the movie theater i did get you a gift though
okay okay you've worn me down you're a master manipulator and i'm begging for mercy
it's under the bed wrapped in that towel that we used to mop up tomato soup
[And inside that old soupy towel is a paper bag, containing two (2) soft leather gloves and one (1) long, red scarf, both with magical anti-corruption properties. Accompanying them is an embarrassingly sappy note that Mike is sort of glad he's not home to see Will read.]
[Will is honestly sort of glad Mike isn't home to see his reaction to said embarrassingly sappy note, because it also involves a lot of embarrassingly sappy things like grinning and hiding his face in his pillow and potentially screeching in delight.
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the library books aren't due until the 23rd. don't scare me like that >(
[Nerd!! He's a nerd. Why do you like him, Mike.]
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the archive has due dates??
i’ve just sort of been taking stuff
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a LIBRARY
you have to return stuff to a library otherwise it's not a library???
[Honestly, they're probably both wrong.]
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and it’s not like it’s full of people waiting to check books out
this one i got on bread making is actually dusty
i don’t think it’s ever been touched
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why doesn't anyone else care about bread?
that's super weird i thought bread was like the main stuff people ate back then
are you just born knowing how to make it?
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or like your parents teach you
my mom knew how to make a lot of things but i don't think bread was one of them
[Funny how quickly he lapses back into past tense.]
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you don't really need to know how to make bread if you can buy it at the store. all sliced and everything, too.
wait what's next week if it isn't the library?
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WAIT
isn't that in february??
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it is february
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yes
but also it's september
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did you have too much sugar again
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but cause we went home there was an extra 7 months so it's technically our 31 month anniversary
but i guess we couldn't really do anything in february at home
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scandalous
i didn't forget on purpose is what i mean
i wouldn't ever forget something that important
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we're skipping like
7, maybe
?
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no idea what it means, but it sounds right
do you wanna like
do something?
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[Is it weird that their science teacher is in like the top ten people he misses from home?]
and idk i was kind of trying real hard to plan something but
it's hard without the roller rink or the diner or the movie theater
i did get you a gift though
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[Top five, at least. Mr. Clarke was and is the greatest. If he'd been in Deerington, they would've figured stuff out in two weeks, tops.]
yeah this town doesn't have as much fun things to do
more like
creepy buildings and stuff
you did? what is it?
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you'll just have to wait until you open it
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the government???
don't listen to the GOVERNMENT
can i open it right now
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you're a master manipulator and i'm begging for mercy
it's under the bed
wrapped in that towel that we used to mop up tomato soup
[And inside that old soupy towel is a paper bag, containing two (2) soft leather gloves and one (1) long, red scarf, both with magical anti-corruption properties. Accompanying them is an embarrassingly sappy note that Mike is sort of glad he's not home to see Will read.]
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you knew that already
[Will is honestly sort of glad Mike isn't home to see his reaction to said embarrassingly sappy note, because it also involves a lot of embarrassingly sappy things like grinning and hiding his face in his pillow and potentially screeching in delight.
Then:] are you at the pizza place?
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there's tomato sauce everywhere
looks a little like a crime scene, don't panic
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[Will's going to come bounding into the pizza place within like ten minutes, new scarf and gloves and his hair all mussy and just BELLOW:] MIKE~!?
[You are the only two people in the building you absolute dumbass.]
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