"Runt, I'm over six million Earth years old, all humans are young to me." It's said with a chuckle. He's totally serious, though, he's old; you're young.

His seat gives a little shrug-jiggle. "If they were Cybertronian, but I don't know anyone small enough to take that as an alt." Would probably be an Autobot too, but be'll not bring up factions or war, it would only get the kid asking more questions.