IC Inbox for deeringtonhall

[deadboywalking]

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[micycle]

a shitty flamethrower
i was gonna make a better one out of a water gun
but the gasoline keeps eating through the plastic

[Gay disaster, meet bi disaster. You both need to take some deep breaths before you pass out.]

and maybe if steel was like
a blindingly white twig

[deadboywalking]

oh.
you could use like a metal...water gun?
are those a thing?
oh or like one of those hose gun things. THOSE are metal!

you're not BLINDING it's summer
you're sunburned.

[micycle]

oh what about one of those like
weed killer sprayers
we used one of those when we torched the tunnels

can you get sunburned if you're all just one big freckle

[deadboywalking]

or TWO?
one in each hand
like an old west gunslinger

maybe not??
maybe you just cured sunburns forever
you cracked the sunburn code

[micycle]

i'd burn the whole town down
which maybe wouldn't suck that much

holy shit you're right
i can't believe we just bankrupted the sunscreen industry

[He doesn't know what "bankrupted" means, but it was a lucky guess.]

[deadboywalking]

maybe that's how we get out
we burn it all down and build something new

well now you've gotta go on the run
from uh
the sunscreen mafia?

[micycle]

only if you come with me
we can set this place on fire
and go build our own town in the mountains

[deadboywalking]

that sounds like the best idea EVER
deal.