[Another moment and Will gets a good picture of his hand, bandaids peeled away to show -- yeah, that looks a lot like he tried to high-five a speeding bullet, right in the center of his palm.]
medical licenses existed back in the fifties, will, oh my god
like your generation is the one that lived through the government letting a bunch of people die because they're gay and ewww gay germs so i dont think we can sit around and criticize the fifties medical care system too much
but i was talking about like' the 1500s when theyd just use alcohol to fix everything and it worked only 20% of the time
no it really does, dude. not for like ALL the wild shit people used to think they were useful for but they're good at breaking up blood clots and can be used to help people with circulatory issues and im pretty sure they can be used to help treat things like hypertension
it's pretty fucking wild but at the same time it is actually a pretty good noninvasive treatment if you want to avoid a shitton of medications
most medical stuff is weird and kinda gross that's why i love it it's disgusting like have i shown you my blackhead removal playlist i could watch that all day long i think
you probably cant avoid the medication but the bugs you're good on at least. i wont use bugs on you. unless i absolutely have to to save your life
![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png){kind=small}
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
sforzinda
no subject
Date: 2020-11-02 07:59 pm (UTC)sometimes you['re worse htabn me
sorry i sneezed
what the fuck dude
do you need stitches
do i need to come over
i can
well OBVIOUSLY that too
no subject
Date: 2020-11-03 06:34 pm (UTC)every so often
periodically
i don't THINK so?
i think it went right through so it's a circle
you can't stitch a circle, can you?
no subject
Date: 2020-11-04 01:25 am (UTC)Why does Eddie LIKE them...)
i'd probably staple it or something
i'd have to see it
with my actual eyes
no subject
Date: 2020-11-04 10:52 pm (UTC)[Cue a series of very blurry, badly-composed pictures. Will, you're supposed to be an artist.]
nsfwish
Date: 2020-11-07 03:53 am (UTC)i cant tell
is that your dick
(Eddie knows it is not Will's dick but if he doesn't make him understand how bad these pictures are he will die.)
cw: injury, bullet wound
Date: 2020-11-09 01:13 am (UTC)[Another moment and Will gets a good picture of his hand, bandaids peeled away to show -- yeah, that looks a lot like he tried to high-five a speeding bullet, right in the center of his palm.]
Re: cw: injury, bullet wound
Date: 2020-11-09 07:31 pm (UTC)dude you are absolutely coming in so i can check that out properly. i cant believe you put a fucking bandaid on that
no subject
Date: 2020-11-10 06:29 pm (UTC)the BIG ones.
didn't even use the dinosaur kind, cause i knew it was serious.
no subject
Date: 2020-11-11 02:39 am (UTC)can i ask you a serious question here
do you understand the schematics of how flesh works
and blood
no subject
Date: 2020-11-12 03:06 am (UTC)in theory
yeah
you're the doctor here, though
no subject
Date: 2020-11-14 02:02 am (UTC)but when you think about it neither were most medics Back In The Day
no subject
Date: 2020-11-14 07:24 pm (UTC)i mean, relatively
except for people from the 50's who say things like "dandy"
[Is he roasting Eddie? He's absolutely roasting Eddie. Poorly, but the effort is there.]
cw; homophobia/aids
Date: 2020-11-15 12:20 am (UTC)like your generation is the one that lived through the government letting a bunch of people die because they're gay and ewww gay germs so i dont think we can sit around and criticize the fifties medical care system too much
but i was talking about like'
the 1500s when theyd just use alcohol to fix everything and it worked only 20% of the time
no subject
Date: 2020-11-15 02:37 am (UTC)sucks.
has sucked, does suck, will continue to suck.
ew yeah or put leeches on you.
"you've got a case of something messed up, maybe it's blood???"
no subject
Date: 2020-11-15 08:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-11-16 05:01 am (UTC)does it really??
no subject
Date: 2020-11-16 09:11 pm (UTC)not for like ALL the wild shit people used to think they were useful for
but they're good at breaking up blood clots and can be used to help people with circulatory issues
and im pretty sure they can be used to help treat things like hypertension
it's pretty fucking wild but at the same time it is actually a pretty good noninvasive treatment if you want to avoid a shitton of medications
no subject
Date: 2020-11-17 04:18 pm (UTC)cool, but weird. and kinda gross.
can i avoid the medications AND the slimy bugs?
no subject
Date: 2020-11-19 03:24 am (UTC)that's why i love it
it's disgusting
like
have i shown you my blackhead removal playlist
i could watch that all day long i think
you probably cant avoid the medication but the bugs you're good on at least. i wont use bugs on you. unless i absolutely have to to save your life