the olympic tripping scouts? they're everywhere always watching
ok that's it [You thought he was kidding, Micycle Wheelercycle? Jokes on you, he's been on his way over the WHOLE TIME. And now he's gonna push open the door to the pizza place and sort of bellow:] WHERE'S YOUR PARMESAN PACKETS?!
[At this point Mike's coworkers have to be used to this.]
[Mike's coworkers are absolutely used to it, and with the exception of one helpful woman who gestures towards the self-service counter, can only grumble and sigh as the delivery boy in question bursts out of the kitchen and shouts, ] I DIDN'T DO THE YODA VOICE! I DIDN'T!!
[Too bad he's their best employee, or he would have been fired ages ago.]
YOU TOTALLY DID, I HAVE EVIDENCE! [Why are they yelling, they're in the same room now. Will scoops up a couple handfuls of parmesan packets, expression going deadly serious.]
Save your excuses for the devil! [Flinging the packets now!! A deadly cheese assault!!!]
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Date: 2020-12-13 02:10 am (UTC)they're everywhere
always watching
ok that's it [You thought he was kidding, Micycle Wheelercycle? Jokes on you, he's been on his way over the WHOLE TIME. And now he's gonna push open the door to the pizza place and sort of bellow:] WHERE'S YOUR PARMESAN PACKETS?!
[At this point Mike's coworkers have to be used to this.]
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Date: 2020-12-18 10:31 pm (UTC)[Too bad he's their best employee, or he would have been fired ages ago.]
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Date: 2020-12-19 04:48 am (UTC)Save your excuses for the devil! [Flinging the packets now!! A deadly cheese assault!!!]