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[deadboywalking]

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[deadboywalking]

it's in writing now, no take-backs
you could totally drive a car now
can't be THAT hard

wait you have a flamethrower???
since when??

[micycle]

oh just the stupid one i made to fight the zombies
with the pipe and the lighter and the coffee creamer
simple but effective

and my bike can get me everywhere just fine!
i've got enough shit to worry about without trying not to crash 4000 pounds of metal

[deadboywalking]

that's not STUPID
it's AWESOME
cause y'know
you're awesome

yeah and you've gotta clean it and stuff
wash puke off it
;)

[micycle]

[You're gonna make him blush, William.]

not as awesome as you
;)


see it's not even worth it
i'm just gonna be the dude that rides his bike forever
my legs are gonna be like steel

[deadboywalking]

i don't have a flamethrower soooooooooo
you're automatically more cooler

they already are

[Wow, William. Time to hide his phone under a pillow and go outside for a walk or something. Good job, you gay disaster.]

[micycle]

a shitty flamethrower
i was gonna make a better one out of a water gun
but the gasoline keeps eating through the plastic

[Gay disaster, meet bi disaster. You both need to take some deep breaths before you pass out.]

and maybe if steel was like
a blindingly white twig

[deadboywalking]

oh.
you could use like a metal...water gun?
are those a thing?
oh or like one of those hose gun things. THOSE are metal!

you're not BLINDING it's summer
you're sunburned.

[micycle]

oh what about one of those like
weed killer sprayers
we used one of those when we torched the tunnels

can you get sunburned if you're all just one big freckle

[deadboywalking]

or TWO?
one in each hand
like an old west gunslinger

maybe not??
maybe you just cured sunburns forever
you cracked the sunburn code

[micycle]

i'd burn the whole town down
which maybe wouldn't suck that much

holy shit you're right
i can't believe we just bankrupted the sunscreen industry

[He doesn't know what "bankrupted" means, but it was a lucky guess.]

[deadboywalking]

maybe that's how we get out
we burn it all down and build something new

well now you've gotta go on the run
from uh
the sunscreen mafia?

[micycle]

only if you come with me
we can set this place on fire
and go build our own town in the mountains

[deadboywalking]

that sounds like the best idea EVER
deal.