I can tell you right now dummy unfortunately theres pretty much nothing you can really do for cracked ribs because of just how they exist on your body when i say rest, i mean like- actually rest, cause that really is the fastest way you're going to heal them. ice them regularly. you're not having any abnormal breathing or anything like that right? i can drop by some painkillers later which is for pain and all, but it'll help with the swelling a lot too. im trying to make painkillers into a gummy form so it's easier for people to take
(People like Lucille or Will who weren't thrilled to take pills but still needed to sometimes.)
yeah, it's whatever.
(It wasn't, but it was also Deerington so heartbreak is about as common as horror at this point.)
[Another moment and Will gets a good picture of his hand, bandaids peeled away to show -- yeah, that looks a lot like he tried to high-five a speeding bullet, right in the center of his palm.]
medical licenses existed back in the fifties, will, oh my god
like your generation is the one that lived through the government letting a bunch of people die because they're gay and ewww gay germs so i dont think we can sit around and criticize the fifties medical care system too much
but i was talking about like' the 1500s when theyd just use alcohol to fix everything and it worked only 20% of the time
no it really does, dude. not for like ALL the wild shit people used to think they were useful for but they're good at breaking up blood clots and can be used to help people with circulatory issues and im pretty sure they can be used to help treat things like hypertension
it's pretty fucking wild but at the same time it is actually a pretty good noninvasive treatment if you want to avoid a shitton of medications
most medical stuff is weird and kinda gross that's why i love it it's disgusting like have i shown you my blackhead removal playlist i could watch that all day long i think
you probably cant avoid the medication but the bugs you're good on at least. i wont use bugs on you. unless i absolutely have to to save your life
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Date: 2020-10-26 04:30 am (UTC)i dont know what i was. it was something on all fours
there's a joke somewhere there but i wont make it
yeah
that
yeah. that kind of sucked for me. i wound up in richies head and we havent talked since so
arent merry and pippin cousins though
(Eddie won't even call him out for it he loves him that much.)
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Date: 2020-10-27 03:36 pm (UTC)a lot
so uh
when you're feeling better
could you tell me what to do if your ribs are cracked?
oh.
yeah, that sucks. i'm sorry.
i think ALL hobbits are cousins
i don't think it bothers them
they're like rabbits.
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Date: 2020-10-31 08:29 pm (UTC)unfortunately theres pretty much nothing you can really do for cracked ribs because of just
how they exist on your body
when i say rest, i mean like- actually rest, cause that really is the fastest way you're going to heal them. ice them regularly.
you're not having any abnormal breathing or anything like that right?
i can drop by some painkillers later
which is for pain and all, but it'll help with the swelling a lot too.
im trying to make painkillers into a gummy form so it's easier for people to take
(People like Lucille or Will who weren't thrilled to take pills but still needed to sometimes.)
yeah, it's
whatever.
(It wasn't, but it was also Deerington so heartbreak is about as common as horror at this point.)
ew
no wonder bilbo didnt wanna ever marry anyone
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Date: 2020-11-01 12:38 am (UTC)that'd be nice. i think i got shot too, in the hand.
and i've got a cut on my face.
so now i look like a cool pirate. :)
i thought that was cause he was in love with thorin.
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Date: 2020-11-02 07:59 pm (UTC)sometimes you['re worse htabn me
sorry i sneezed
what the fuck dude
do you need stitches
do i need to come over
i can
well OBVIOUSLY that too
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Date: 2020-11-03 06:34 pm (UTC)every so often
periodically
i don't THINK so?
i think it went right through so it's a circle
you can't stitch a circle, can you?
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Date: 2020-11-04 01:25 am (UTC)Why does Eddie LIKE them...)
i'd probably staple it or something
i'd have to see it
with my actual eyes
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Date: 2020-11-04 10:52 pm (UTC)[Cue a series of very blurry, badly-composed pictures. Will, you're supposed to be an artist.]
nsfwish
Date: 2020-11-07 03:53 am (UTC)i cant tell
is that your dick
(Eddie knows it is not Will's dick but if he doesn't make him understand how bad these pictures are he will die.)
cw: injury, bullet wound
Date: 2020-11-09 01:13 am (UTC)[Another moment and Will gets a good picture of his hand, bandaids peeled away to show -- yeah, that looks a lot like he tried to high-five a speeding bullet, right in the center of his palm.]
Re: cw: injury, bullet wound
Date: 2020-11-09 07:31 pm (UTC)dude you are absolutely coming in so i can check that out properly. i cant believe you put a fucking bandaid on that
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Date: 2020-11-10 06:29 pm (UTC)the BIG ones.
didn't even use the dinosaur kind, cause i knew it was serious.
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Date: 2020-11-11 02:39 am (UTC)can i ask you a serious question here
do you understand the schematics of how flesh works
and blood
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Date: 2020-11-12 03:06 am (UTC)in theory
yeah
you're the doctor here, though
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Date: 2020-11-14 02:02 am (UTC)but when you think about it neither were most medics Back In The Day
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Date: 2020-11-14 07:24 pm (UTC)i mean, relatively
except for people from the 50's who say things like "dandy"
[Is he roasting Eddie? He's absolutely roasting Eddie. Poorly, but the effort is there.]
cw; homophobia/aids
Date: 2020-11-15 12:20 am (UTC)like your generation is the one that lived through the government letting a bunch of people die because they're gay and ewww gay germs so i dont think we can sit around and criticize the fifties medical care system too much
but i was talking about like'
the 1500s when theyd just use alcohol to fix everything and it worked only 20% of the time
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Date: 2020-11-15 02:37 am (UTC)sucks.
has sucked, does suck, will continue to suck.
ew yeah or put leeches on you.
"you've got a case of something messed up, maybe it's blood???"
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Date: 2020-11-15 08:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-11-16 05:01 am (UTC)does it really??
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Date: 2020-11-16 09:11 pm (UTC)not for like ALL the wild shit people used to think they were useful for
but they're good at breaking up blood clots and can be used to help people with circulatory issues
and im pretty sure they can be used to help treat things like hypertension
it's pretty fucking wild but at the same time it is actually a pretty good noninvasive treatment if you want to avoid a shitton of medications
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Date: 2020-11-17 04:18 pm (UTC)cool, but weird. and kinda gross.
can i avoid the medications AND the slimy bugs?
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Date: 2020-11-19 03:24 am (UTC)that's why i love it
it's disgusting
like
have i shown you my blackhead removal playlist
i could watch that all day long i think
you probably cant avoid the medication but the bugs you're good on at least. i wont use bugs on you. unless i absolutely have to to save your life