the olympic tripping scouts? they're everywhere always watching
ok that's it [You thought he was kidding, Micycle Wheelercycle? Jokes on you, he's been on his way over the WHOLE TIME. And now he's gonna push open the door to the pizza place and sort of bellow:] WHERE'S YOUR PARMESAN PACKETS?!
[At this point Mike's coworkers have to be used to this.]
[Mike's coworkers are absolutely used to it, and with the exception of one helpful woman who gestures towards the self-service counter, can only grumble and sigh as the delivery boy in question bursts out of the kitchen and shouts, ] I DIDN'T DO THE YODA VOICE! I DIDN'T!!
[Too bad he's their best employee, or he would have been fired ages ago.]
YOU TOTALLY DID, I HAVE EVIDENCE! [Why are they yelling, they're in the same room now. Will scoops up a couple handfuls of parmesan packets, expression going deadly serious.]
Save your excuses for the devil! [Flinging the packets now!! A deadly cheese assault!!!]
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sforzinda
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Date: 2020-12-07 01:44 am (UTC)might be tricky, but i'll try.
nahhhhh i'd be really bad at them
like, yoda would definitely give up on me
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Date: 2020-12-07 01:52 am (UTC)i'm in the stands with a big sign that says
"will byers can avoid kissing girls better than any of the rest of you fuckers"
[what are they even talking about anymore]
and come on yoda would love you
or rather
love you yoda would
👽
yoda that is
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Date: 2020-12-07 02:11 am (UTC)am i competitively not kissing girls??
like for the olympics???
mike i'm gonna
come to your work and throw those little parmesan cheese packets at you
if you don't stop with the yoda voice
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Date: 2020-12-09 06:33 pm (UTC)my event's tripping over the lines painted in parking lots
and yours is not kissing girls
and maybe i want that huh
maybe all this time i just wanted my boyfriend to come throw cheese at me
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Date: 2020-12-09 07:59 pm (UTC)now it's just over curbs and
hedges and stuff
hah
you said boyfriend
[Every time!! It gets him every time!!!!]
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Date: 2020-12-11 07:19 pm (UTC)trying to impress someone
[dumbasses]
boyfriend
boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend
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Date: 2020-12-13 02:10 am (UTC)they're everywhere
always watching
ok that's it [You thought he was kidding, Micycle Wheelercycle? Jokes on you, he's been on his way over the WHOLE TIME. And now he's gonna push open the door to the pizza place and sort of bellow:] WHERE'S YOUR PARMESAN PACKETS?!
[At this point Mike's coworkers have to be used to this.]
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Date: 2020-12-18 10:31 pm (UTC)[Too bad he's their best employee, or he would have been fired ages ago.]
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Date: 2020-12-19 04:48 am (UTC)Save your excuses for the devil! [Flinging the packets now!! A deadly cheese assault!!!]