[Finally, begrudgingly, he sends a picture. Indeed, his bedhead has been worsened exponentially by countless chunks of sloppy little braids. Some are relatively thick, but others are only a few pieces of hair twisted together. In a couple, bits of grass and green stems are clumsily woven in.]
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un: willthewise
Date: 2020-06-15 09:20 pm (UTC)i don't think so?
i don't know how to braid.
what's it look like?
like a little tiny braid or a bunch of them??
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Date: 2020-06-15 10:06 pm (UTC)it's like a lot of little ones
[Finally, begrudgingly, he sends a picture. Indeed, his bedhead has been worsened exponentially by countless chunks of sloppy little braids. Some are relatively thick, but others are only a few pieces of hair twisted together. In a couple, bits of grass and green stems are clumsily woven in.]
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Date: 2020-06-16 12:01 am (UTC)<font face='courier new">that looks COOL! you look like a VIKING!
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Date: 2020-06-16 05:56 pm (UTC)okay but someone was still in our bedroom
doesn't that kind of freak you out
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Date: 2020-06-16 06:09 pm (UTC)oh.
well, it's deerington.
so no more than usual.
did they take anything?
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Date: 2020-06-17 03:27 am (UTC)nothing's missing from our room
[Yes, it looks like a blanket fort that got hit by a crumb hurricane. Yes, Mike still knows where everything is, Steve.]
oh did you know our windows have locks
i'm gonna lock them
[Look he never needed to know what a window lock looked like before.]
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Date: 2020-06-18 09:10 pm (UTC)nice ghosts?
hairdo ghosts?
mike, don't be scared. it's probably okay.
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Date: 2020-06-18 11:51 pm (UTC)and now it's their unfinished business
and i'm not scared!
i'm just
being cautious
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Date: 2020-06-21 05:25 am (UTC)you're a ghost dream maker!
maybe they'll give you a mullet next.
do you wanna stay up late tonight and have a stake-out?
so we can see what it is?
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Date: 2020-06-21 06:04 pm (UTC)i can't wait to look exactly like billy
just need to grow a gross mustache now
and yeah let's do it
we can make some of those milkshakes with coffee in them again
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Date: 2020-06-22 11:43 pm (UTC)and a CAR!
but not a mustache please they're gross.
yeah, totally! and mountain dew and candy and stuff
we'll sit up with weapons and things
i'm getting waaaaay better with a sword.
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Date: 2020-06-26 12:42 am (UTC)but we might have to wait a couple of years for the car
i'll go by the store
and look for wherever i put my flamethrower
or maybe i shouldn't use that inside the house
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Date: 2020-06-27 07:22 am (UTC)you could totally drive a car now
can't be THAT hard
wait you have a flamethrower???
since when??
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Date: 2020-06-28 05:45 am (UTC)with the pipe and the lighter and the coffee creamer
simple but effective
and my bike can get me everywhere just fine!
i've got enough shit to worry about without trying not to crash 4000 pounds of metal
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Date: 2020-07-02 03:43 am (UTC)it's AWESOME
cause y'know
you're awesome
yeah and you've gotta clean it and stuff
wash puke off it
;)
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Date: 2020-07-02 10:33 pm (UTC)not as awesome as you
;)
see it's not even worth it
i'm just gonna be the dude that rides his bike forever
my legs are gonna be like steel
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Date: 2020-07-03 03:59 am (UTC)you're automatically more cooler
they already are
[Wow, William. Time to hide his phone under a pillow and go outside for a walk or something. Good job, you gay disaster.]
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Date: 2020-07-03 06:25 pm (UTC)i was gonna make a better one out of a water gun
but the gasoline keeps eating through the plastic
[Gay disaster, meet bi disaster. You both need to take some deep breaths before you pass out.]
and maybe if steel was like
a blindingly white twig
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Date: 2020-07-04 03:00 am (UTC)you could use like a metal...water gun?
are those a thing?
oh or like one of those hose gun things. THOSE are metal!
you're not BLINDING it's summer
you're sunburned.
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Date: 2020-07-04 05:08 am (UTC)weed killer sprayers
we used one of those when we torched the tunnels
can you get sunburned if you're all just one big freckle
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Date: 2020-07-05 06:33 am (UTC)one in each hand
like an old west gunslinger
maybe not??
maybe you just cured sunburns forever
you cracked the sunburn code
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Date: 2020-07-11 03:33 pm (UTC)which maybe wouldn't suck that much
holy shit you're right
i can't believe we just bankrupted the sunscreen industry
[He doesn't know what "bankrupted" means, but it was a lucky guess.]
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Date: 2020-07-12 03:31 am (UTC)we burn it all down and build something new
well now you've gotta go on the run
from uh
the sunscreen mafia?
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Date: 2020-07-12 04:00 am (UTC)we can set this place on fire
and go build our own town in the mountains
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Date: 2020-07-15 03:09 am (UTC)deal.