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[deadboywalking]

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[deadboywalking]

naahhhhhhhhh nevermind then
you can be a famous scientist and i'll be your secret assistant
get you secret ingredients like eye of newt and all that
for your secret potions

[micycle]

wait why are you my secret assistant
and why am i still a famous scientist
i don't want to go back to school

[deadboywalking]

because that makes my ultimate reveal even more dramatic
no you have to because you're taller
you loom better
you have to loom, as a scientist
gotta make the school sacrifice for science

[micycle]

will you be my cool dropout boyfriend who hangs around after class
will you start riding a motorcycle

[deadboywalking]

!!!!!!!!!!!
YES
i'll get a leather jacket and everything!!




WAIT
wait

am i
does that make me
billy

[micycle]

holy shit

does that make me



STEVE

😱😱😱

[deadboywalking]

ew ew ewwww
don't even say that GROSS
EW

you're way more of like
han solo

[micycle]

what??

[he is BLUSHING MIGHTILY]

dude
how the hell am i like han solo

[deadboywalking]

you know!!!

[Oh god, Will is having to sit on a park bench and cover his red face with snow to calm down. He'd always thought this, of course, but he'd never really said anything. And now it had sort of...slipped out, while trying to avoid the Steve-Mike comparison.]

you're like
tall
and you have the same hair
and you're
you know
cool

[micycle]

[Mike is just casually touching his hair right now to make sure he hasn't dramatically misunderstood it.]

uh you probably need to get your eyes checked


but thanks

who does that make you then??

[deadboywalking]

[Someday Deerington is going to have some kind of event where people see themselves as others see them, and Mike is going to be shook.]

shut up i do not
i'm right

i don't know
probably
one of those ewok guys

[micycle]

["why the fuck do I keep oscillating between Slenderman and Harrison Ford"]

dude no way!!
you're like
1000% luke
except if he's who han was in love with instead of leia

[deadboywalking]

[Will would commiserate like "I keep changing between a literal baby and Mark Hamill, so".]

really?
you really think so?
i mean
i wanted to be him for last halloween for a reason
i always liked him the best

except for the kissing leia part that was WEIRD

[micycle]

i guess you'd better not kiss any girls just in case they're your secret twin sister

[wait


shit

if el moves in with them back home does that make her will's sister? does that make her leia?? wow definitely not broaching that subject rn]

also you'd totally be the one to wind up having cool jedi powers

[deadboywalking]

i will try really really hard not to kiss any girls.
might be tricky, but i'll try.

nahhhhh i'd be really bad at them
like, yoda would definitely give up on me

[micycle]

i'm rooting for you
i'm in the stands with a big sign that says
"will byers can avoid kissing girls better than any of the rest of you fuckers"

[what are they even talking about anymore]

and come on yoda would love you
or rather
love you yoda would

👽

yoda that is

[deadboywalking]

haha what
am i competitively not kissing girls??
like for the olympics???




mike i'm gonna
come to your work and throw those little parmesan cheese packets at you
if you don't stop with the yoda voice

[micycle]

yeah we're going for the gold
my event's tripping over the lines painted in parking lots
and yours is not kissing girls

and maybe i want that huh
maybe all this time i just wanted my boyfriend to come throw cheese at me

[deadboywalking]

hey you're getting better at not tripping
now it's just over curbs and
hedges and stuff

hah
you said boyfriend

[Every time!! It gets him every time!!!!]

[micycle]

yeah i've been practicing
trying to impress someone

[dumbasses]

boyfriend
boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend

[deadboywalking]

the olympic tripping scouts?
they're everywhere
always watching

ok that's it [You thought he was kidding, Micycle Wheelercycle? Jokes on you, he's been on his way over the WHOLE TIME. And now he's gonna push open the door to the pizza place and sort of bellow:] WHERE'S YOUR PARMESAN PACKETS?!

[At this point Mike's coworkers have to be used to this.]

[micycle]

[Mike's coworkers are absolutely used to it, and with the exception of one helpful woman who gestures towards the self-service counter, can only grumble and sigh as the delivery boy in question bursts out of the kitchen and shouts, ] I DIDN'T DO THE YODA VOICE! I DIDN'T!!

[Too bad he's their best employee, or he would have been fired ages ago.]

[deadboywalking]

YOU TOTALLY DID, I HAVE EVIDENCE! [Why are they yelling, they're in the same room now. Will scoops up a couple handfuls of parmesan packets, expression going deadly serious.]

Save your excuses for the devil! [Flinging the packets now!! A deadly cheese assault!!!]