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[deadboywalking]

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[micycle]

no!

[Mike is sure about one (1) thing.]


like i guess when you get older you're supposed to kiss with your mouth open
and use your tongue and stuff
but that always sounds really gross

[deadboywalking]

okay good
cause i like it
how it is now

that sounds really unsanitary.
what if someone has like
mono??

is that why they call it the kissing disease????

[micycle]

me too

and yeah i guess??
one of nancy's friends got it from sharing a drink though
so i guess you can get it all sorts of ways

[An expert in many fields.]

[deadboywalking]

i like it
a lot
like a lot a lot
is that
okay?

oh.
we share drinks all the time.
like everyone in the house does except steve because "germs".

[micycle]

yeah of course it's okay!
i like it a lot a lot too
like a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot

and none of us have ever gotten mono
so it must be safe

[deadboywalking]

you're such a dork
a lot to the nth power
or whatever the math word is

okay cool
maybe we're mono-immune
maybe we CURED MONO

[micycle]

oh man
we're gonna be famous scientists

except that probably means we have to go back to school
and learn more math stuff
like nth

[deadboywalking]

naahhhhhhhhh nevermind then
you can be a famous scientist and i'll be your secret assistant
get you secret ingredients like eye of newt and all that
for your secret potions

[micycle]

wait why are you my secret assistant
and why am i still a famous scientist
i don't want to go back to school

[deadboywalking]

because that makes my ultimate reveal even more dramatic
no you have to because you're taller
you loom better
you have to loom, as a scientist
gotta make the school sacrifice for science

[micycle]

will you be my cool dropout boyfriend who hangs around after class
will you start riding a motorcycle

[deadboywalking]

!!!!!!!!!!!
YES
i'll get a leather jacket and everything!!




WAIT
wait

am i
does that make me
billy

[micycle]

holy shit

does that make me



STEVE

😱😱😱

[deadboywalking]

ew ew ewwww
don't even say that GROSS
EW

you're way more of like
han solo

[micycle]

what??

[he is BLUSHING MIGHTILY]

dude
how the hell am i like han solo

[deadboywalking]

you know!!!

[Oh god, Will is having to sit on a park bench and cover his red face with snow to calm down. He'd always thought this, of course, but he'd never really said anything. And now it had sort of...slipped out, while trying to avoid the Steve-Mike comparison.]

you're like
tall
and you have the same hair
and you're
you know
cool

[micycle]

[Mike is just casually touching his hair right now to make sure he hasn't dramatically misunderstood it.]

uh you probably need to get your eyes checked


but thanks

who does that make you then??

[deadboywalking]

[Someday Deerington is going to have some kind of event where people see themselves as others see them, and Mike is going to be shook.]

shut up i do not
i'm right

i don't know
probably
one of those ewok guys

[micycle]

["why the fuck do I keep oscillating between Slenderman and Harrison Ford"]

dude no way!!
you're like
1000% luke
except if he's who han was in love with instead of leia

[deadboywalking]

[Will would commiserate like "I keep changing between a literal baby and Mark Hamill, so".]

really?
you really think so?
i mean
i wanted to be him for last halloween for a reason
i always liked him the best

except for the kissing leia part that was WEIRD

[micycle]

i guess you'd better not kiss any girls just in case they're your secret twin sister

[wait


shit

if el moves in with them back home does that make her will's sister? does that make her leia?? wow definitely not broaching that subject rn]

also you'd totally be the one to wind up having cool jedi powers

[deadboywalking]

i will try really really hard not to kiss any girls.
might be tricky, but i'll try.

nahhhhh i'd be really bad at them
like, yoda would definitely give up on me

[micycle]

i'm rooting for you
i'm in the stands with a big sign that says
"will byers can avoid kissing girls better than any of the rest of you fuckers"

[what are they even talking about anymore]

and come on yoda would love you
or rather
love you yoda would

👽

yoda that is

[deadboywalking]

haha what
am i competitively not kissing girls??
like for the olympics???




mike i'm gonna
come to your work and throw those little parmesan cheese packets at you
if you don't stop with the yoda voice

[micycle]

yeah we're going for the gold
my event's tripping over the lines painted in parking lots
and yours is not kissing girls

and maybe i want that huh
maybe all this time i just wanted my boyfriend to come throw cheese at me