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[deadboywalking]

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[micycle]

😘

[RIP, they're both gonna have heart attacks. It was fun while it lasted.]

oh shit
maybe he and my mom should go to you for counseling

[deadboywalking]

you're such a dork haha
these emoji things are kinda dumb but i like them

well they can find someone else
i'm not learning it for them

[micycle]

👨🏻‍🏭❤️🧙🏻‍♂️

the blowtorch is my flamethrower
ignore all the facial hair

[deadboywalking]

why does he have a blowtorch is he a welder??
but still cool
i understood the feelings of it

[micycle]

no it's not a welder it's me with a flamethrower and a mustache

[deadboywalking]

it LOOKS like a welder.
if you really grow a mustache, that's definitely a fire hazard.
can't have both mustache and flamethrower, gotta pick one.

[micycle]

[Mike sends a picture of himself with part of the Twizzler he's eating balanced over his upper lip.]

aw man
and i took all this time to grow one just for you

[deadboywalking]

[Regrettably, this is the young man Will is smitten with. So of course he laughs for like 7 minutes.]

wow
you've totally changed my mind
you can't give that up
how can i stand firm in the face of such style?
impossible.

[micycle]

[Mike doesn't even notice the seven minutes because of course someone walks into the kitchen and he has to chew them out and then flee.]

man just wait til you see my beard
coincidentally i need to go buy some cotton candy before i can show it to you though

[deadboywalking]

[Out there being a professional, yelling at people, being bossy. Will is so proud.]

totally unrelated cotton-candy-buying, got it
my face is gonna get all sticky when i see you
cause i'm gonna
kiss your beard
or
something [Master of romance, right here.]

[micycle]

[Oh, wow. That's high-key the flirtiest thing anyone's ever said to Mike. Consider him flustered!]

just don't get it to spitty or anything
it might dissolve
which is a totally normal thing for a beard to do

[deadboywalking]

mike i'm not gonna like
lick your face or something





do you WANT me to lick your face??? [Is this a requirement of dating? Because Will isn't sure he's a fan.]

[micycle]

[Excuse him a second while he has a heart attack.]



i mean
no

just like




when people in movies and stuff kiss
it looks kind of spitty

[deadboywalking]

[He's not shaming, he's just!! Making sure!!]

well.
yeah.
ours aren't, though.


are we doing it wrong?

[micycle]

no!

[Mike is sure about one (1) thing.]


like i guess when you get older you're supposed to kiss with your mouth open
and use your tongue and stuff
but that always sounds really gross

[deadboywalking]

okay good
cause i like it
how it is now

that sounds really unsanitary.
what if someone has like
mono??

is that why they call it the kissing disease????

[micycle]

me too

and yeah i guess??
one of nancy's friends got it from sharing a drink though
so i guess you can get it all sorts of ways

[An expert in many fields.]

[deadboywalking]

i like it
a lot
like a lot a lot
is that
okay?

oh.
we share drinks all the time.
like everyone in the house does except steve because "germs".

[micycle]

yeah of course it's okay!
i like it a lot a lot too
like a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot

and none of us have ever gotten mono
so it must be safe

[deadboywalking]

you're such a dork
a lot to the nth power
or whatever the math word is

okay cool
maybe we're mono-immune
maybe we CURED MONO

[micycle]

oh man
we're gonna be famous scientists

except that probably means we have to go back to school
and learn more math stuff
like nth

[deadboywalking]

naahhhhhhhhh nevermind then
you can be a famous scientist and i'll be your secret assistant
get you secret ingredients like eye of newt and all that
for your secret potions

[micycle]

wait why are you my secret assistant
and why am i still a famous scientist
i don't want to go back to school

[deadboywalking]

because that makes my ultimate reveal even more dramatic
no you have to because you're taller
you loom better
you have to loom, as a scientist
gotta make the school sacrifice for science

[micycle]

will you be my cool dropout boyfriend who hangs around after class
will you start riding a motorcycle