[He picked the sparkly heart cause sparkles are neat. Also how do people just??? Text stuff???? Will thinks he's gonna spontaneously combust from blushing so hard.]
that's called avoidance I read it in this book I found.
[Out there being a professional, yelling at people, being bossy. Will is so proud.]
totally unrelated cotton-candy-buying, got it my face is gonna get all sticky when i see you cause i'm gonna kiss your beard or something [Master of romance, right here.]
naahhhhhhhhh nevermind then you can be a famous scientist and i'll be your secret assistant get you secret ingredients like eye of newt and all that for your secret potions
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Date: 2020-11-18 04:55 am (UTC)[And then Will has to put the fluid down and cover his face for a moment because sometimes he's such a sap he embarrasses himself.]
right??
people just are it without even knowing its even a thing
and thats why all our dads are unhappy
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Date: 2020-11-18 04:59 am (UTC)[Did he use that correctly? He's blushing too hard to see straight
..... Ha. Straight.]
i don't know i think my dad's pretty happy
but only bc he ignores literally everything going on around him
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Date: 2020-11-18 05:05 am (UTC)[He picked the sparkly heart cause sparkles are neat. Also how do people just??? Text stuff???? Will thinks he's gonna spontaneously combust from blushing so hard.]
that's called avoidance
I read it in this book I found.
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Date: 2020-11-18 05:02 pm (UTC)[RIP, they're both gonna have heart attacks. It was fun while it lasted.]
oh shit
maybe he and my mom should go to you for counseling
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Date: 2020-11-19 03:06 am (UTC)these emoji things are kinda dumb but i like them
well they can find someone else
i'm not learning it for them
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Date: 2020-11-20 05:17 am (UTC)the blowtorch is my flamethrower
ignore all the facial hair
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Date: 2020-11-20 05:24 am (UTC)but still cool
i understood the feelings of it
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Date: 2020-11-20 05:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-11-20 05:58 pm (UTC)if you really grow a mustache, that's definitely a fire hazard.
can't have both mustache and flamethrower, gotta pick one.
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Date: 2020-11-20 06:04 pm (UTC)aw man
and i took all this time to grow one just for you
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Date: 2020-11-20 06:06 pm (UTC)wow
you've totally changed my mind
you can't give that up
how can i stand firm in the face of such style?
impossible.
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Date: 2020-11-20 06:10 pm (UTC)man just wait til you see my beard
coincidentally i need to go buy some cotton candy before i can show it to you though
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Date: 2020-11-21 10:21 pm (UTC)totally unrelated cotton-candy-buying, got it
my face is gonna get all sticky when i see you
cause i'm gonna
kiss your beard
or
something [Master of romance, right here.]
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Date: 2020-11-21 11:04 pm (UTC)just don't get it to spitty or anything
it might dissolve
which is a totally normal thing for a beard to do
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Date: 2020-11-24 03:22 am (UTC)lick your face or something
do you WANT me to lick your face??? [Is this a requirement of dating? Because Will isn't sure he's a fan.]
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Date: 2020-11-24 04:29 am (UTC)i mean
no
just like
when people in movies and stuff kiss
it looks kind of spitty
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Date: 2020-11-24 04:31 am (UTC)well.
yeah.
ours aren't, though.
are we doing it wrong?
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Date: 2020-11-24 04:49 am (UTC)[Mike is sure about one (1) thing.]
like i guess when you get older you're supposed to kiss with your mouth open
and use your tongue and stuff
but that always sounds really gross
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Date: 2020-11-24 04:12 pm (UTC)cause i like it
how it is now
that sounds really unsanitary.
what if someone has like
mono??
is that why they call it the kissing disease????
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Date: 2020-11-25 02:56 am (UTC)and yeah i guess??
one of nancy's friends got it from sharing a drink though
so i guess you can get it all sorts of ways
[An expert in many fields.]
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Date: 2020-11-25 03:13 am (UTC)a lot
like a lot a lot
is that
okay?
oh.
we share drinks all the time.
like everyone in the house does except steve because "germs".
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Date: 2020-11-25 03:21 am (UTC)i like it a lot a lot too
like a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot
and none of us have ever gotten mono
so it must be safe
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Date: 2020-11-25 03:44 pm (UTC)a lot to the nth power
or whatever the math word is
okay cool
maybe we're mono-immune
maybe we CURED MONO
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Date: 2020-11-25 08:44 pm (UTC)we're gonna be famous scientists
except that probably means we have to go back to school
and learn more math stuff
like nth
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Date: 2020-11-26 03:58 am (UTC)you can be a famous scientist and i'll be your secret assistant
get you secret ingredients like eye of newt and all that
for your secret potions
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