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[deadboywalking]

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[deadboywalking]

it's not stupid
it's wonderful
YOU'RE wonderful

and i wanna tell everyone that
i mean, that i think that
you know?

[micycle]

you're WONDERFULLER

[they are sO DUMB]

and you're welcome to tell everyone
but i don't think it's gonna get steve to unground me for putting bubble bath in the dishwasher

[deadboywalking]

nuh UH thats YOU.
DUH.

he will if i ask him and look really sad
like almost cry but not quite
he doesn't know what to do when that happens

[micycle]

will everyone in this town loves you
i look like a scarecrow and argue with people
i think we know who's the wonderfullest

[Checkmate atheists.]

oh yeah he gets really weird when i do that too
or like
he got weird the one time i did

[Spoiler: Mike was really crying.]

[deadboywalking]

well you're my favorite person
and if everyone loves me, i must have impeccable taste and be always right
so, logic.

yeah there's usually a lot of stressed talking really fast and then he agrees to whatever
i think its residual toxic masculinity

[micycle]

well you're mine
so
there

man i'm so glad we learned about that
it really explains so much

[deadboywalking]

yeah. i'm yours.

[And then Will has to put the fluid down and cover his face for a moment because sometimes he's such a sap he embarrasses himself.]

right??
people just are it without even knowing its even a thing
and thats why all our dads are unhappy

[micycle]

😍

[Did he use that correctly? He's blushing too hard to see straight

..... Ha. Straight.]

i don't know i think my dad's pretty happy
but only bc he ignores literally everything going on around him

[deadboywalking]

💖

[He picked the sparkly heart cause sparkles are neat. Also how do people just??? Text stuff???? Will thinks he's gonna spontaneously combust from blushing so hard.]

that's called avoidance
I read it in this book I found.

[micycle]

😘

[RIP, they're both gonna have heart attacks. It was fun while it lasted.]

oh shit
maybe he and my mom should go to you for counseling

[deadboywalking]

you're such a dork haha
these emoji things are kinda dumb but i like them

well they can find someone else
i'm not learning it for them

[micycle]

👨🏻‍🏭❤️🧙🏻‍♂️

the blowtorch is my flamethrower
ignore all the facial hair

[deadboywalking]

why does he have a blowtorch is he a welder??
but still cool
i understood the feelings of it

[micycle]

no it's not a welder it's me with a flamethrower and a mustache

[deadboywalking]

it LOOKS like a welder.
if you really grow a mustache, that's definitely a fire hazard.
can't have both mustache and flamethrower, gotta pick one.

[micycle]

[Mike sends a picture of himself with part of the Twizzler he's eating balanced over his upper lip.]

aw man
and i took all this time to grow one just for you

[deadboywalking]

[Regrettably, this is the young man Will is smitten with. So of course he laughs for like 7 minutes.]

wow
you've totally changed my mind
you can't give that up
how can i stand firm in the face of such style?
impossible.

[micycle]

[Mike doesn't even notice the seven minutes because of course someone walks into the kitchen and he has to chew them out and then flee.]

man just wait til you see my beard
coincidentally i need to go buy some cotton candy before i can show it to you though

[deadboywalking]

[Out there being a professional, yelling at people, being bossy. Will is so proud.]

totally unrelated cotton-candy-buying, got it
my face is gonna get all sticky when i see you
cause i'm gonna
kiss your beard
or
something [Master of romance, right here.]

[micycle]

[Oh, wow. That's high-key the flirtiest thing anyone's ever said to Mike. Consider him flustered!]

just don't get it to spitty or anything
it might dissolve
which is a totally normal thing for a beard to do

[deadboywalking]

mike i'm not gonna like
lick your face or something





do you WANT me to lick your face??? [Is this a requirement of dating? Because Will isn't sure he's a fan.]

[micycle]

[Excuse him a second while he has a heart attack.]



i mean
no

just like




when people in movies and stuff kiss
it looks kind of spitty

[deadboywalking]

[He's not shaming, he's just!! Making sure!!]

well.
yeah.
ours aren't, though.


are we doing it wrong?

[micycle]

no!

[Mike is sure about one (1) thing.]


like i guess when you get older you're supposed to kiss with your mouth open
and use your tongue and stuff
but that always sounds really gross

[deadboywalking]

okay good
cause i like it
how it is now

that sounds really unsanitary.
what if someone has like
mono??

is that why they call it the kissing disease????